Interview the Jakal
by
Lija
Fade In:
INT. OFFICE-DAY
Two supervisors’ one male and female are sitting behind a big
black desk, conversing as they await for the applicant to
enter the room.
Door opens, enters 30 year old large African American woman
with long black hair and folder in her hand. As she walks
towards the two supervisors her hair tosses slowly to the
right.
MALE SUPERVISOR
Well, hello Ms. Lija. My name is
Jeffery but you can call me Jeff.
Please have a seat, this is Sara,
we are both customer service
supervisors. Now tell us a little
bit about your background.
LIJA
Currently I am in college, working
on my bachelors of science degree
in media design. Also I have worked
at two great companies which is
where I have gained most of my
experience with technology.
The female supervisor eyes start to flicker as she rocks in
her chair waiting for the chance to question the applicant.
FEMALE SUPERVISOR
It says here, you have done
collections, how does that
experience work towards the
position you applied for?
Lija readjusts herself in the chair as she starts to think of
a good answer.
LIJA
Well, collections is essentially
customer service because I am
required to listen to the customer
and offer a solution and then
precede with action.
The male supervisor starts to glance at the clock as he rolls
his pen in between his fingers.
MALE SUPERVISOR
Well, just to let you know a little
bit about our department, we have a
passionate group of employees who
are dedicated to our clients needs.
We take an enormous fifty to sixty
calls a day per rep and the calls
can get as complicated as ordering
a clients prescription. Do you
think this is something you can
handle?
LIJA
Yes, I know I can handle this level
of calls, considering the fact in
my old position, I handled over two
hundred calls per day.
The female supervisor eyes keep flickering as Lija tries to
look away
FEMALE SUPERVISOR
Good, what is your area of
opportunity?
Lija, palms start to sweat as she tries to understand the
question more clearly.
LIJA
Well, customer service is my area
of opportunity which is something
that is needed in my future
profession also.
MALE SUPERVISOR
I am sorry, Ms. Lija you are not
qualified for this position, thank
you for coming in.
Lija, rises up out the chair and shakes each supervisors hand
as she thanks them for the opportunity. As she approaches the
door, she places her hand on the knob to open the door, and
then quickly slams it shut.
LIJA
You, know what fuck you both and
this job! Its only ten dollars an
hour who gives a fuck about this
shit! That bitch right there needs
to get her fucking eye fixed, I
can't tell if she is winking at me
or having a fucking seizure.
MALE SUPERVISOR
Sara, call the guards this one is
out of hand.
LIJA
Out of hand? fuck this shit both of
you are spineless ass holes, you
didn't even give me a chance and
then you blew me off. I know you
didn't bargain for this outcome but
fuck this shit!!!
Lija, then pulls out two loaded guns and points them at the
supervisors, they both fall to the floor screaming as lija
unloads her clip into both their bodies.
LIJA
Now, this interview is over. Thanks
for your time.
FADE OUT
