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Saturday, February 1, 2014

Interview the Jakal


Interview the Jakal 

by 

Lija 











 Fade In:

               INT. OFFICE-DAY

               Two supervisors’ one male and female are sitting behind a big
               black desk, conversing as they await for the applicant to
               enter the room.

               Door opens, enters 30 year old large African American woman
               with long black hair and folder in her hand. As she walks
               towards the two supervisors her hair tosses slowly to the
               right.

                                   MALE SUPERVISOR
                         Well, hello Ms. Lija. My name is
                         Jeffery but you can call me Jeff.
                         Please have a seat, this is Sara,
                         we are both customer service
                         supervisors. Now tell us a little
                         bit about your background.

                                   LIJA
                         Currently I am in college, working
                         on my bachelors of science degree
                         in media design. Also I have worked
                         at two great companies which is
                         where I have gained most of my
                         experience with technology.

               The female supervisor eyes start to flicker as she rocks in
               her chair waiting for the chance to question the applicant.

                                   FEMALE SUPERVISOR
                         It says here, you have done
                         collections, how does that
                         experience work towards the
                         position you applied for?

               Lija readjusts herself in the chair as she starts to think of
               a good answer.

                                   LIJA
                         Well, collections is essentially
                         customer service because I am
                         required to listen to the customer
                         and offer a solution and then
                         precede with action.

               The male supervisor starts to glance at the clock as he rolls
               his pen in between his fingers.

                                   MALE SUPERVISOR
                         Well, just to let you know a little
                         bit about our department, we have a
                         passionate group of employees who
                         are dedicated to our clients needs.
                         We take an enormous fifty to sixty
                         calls a day per rep and the calls
                         can get as complicated as ordering
                         a clients prescription. Do you
                         think this is something you can
                         handle?

                                   LIJA
                         Yes, I know I can handle this level
                         of calls, considering the fact in
                         my old position, I handled over two
                         hundred calls per day.

               The female supervisor eyes keep flickering as Lija tries to
               look away

                                   FEMALE SUPERVISOR
                         Good, what is your area of
                         opportunity?

               Lija, palms start to sweat as she tries to understand the
               question more clearly.

                                   LIJA
                         Well, customer service is my area
                         of opportunity which is something
                         that is needed in my future
                         profession also.

                                   MALE SUPERVISOR
                         I am sorry, Ms. Lija you are not
                         qualified for this position, thank
                         you for coming in.

               Lija, rises up out the chair and shakes each supervisors hand
               as she thanks them for the opportunity. As she approaches the
               door, she places her hand on the knob to open the door, and
               then quickly slams it shut.

                                   LIJA
                         You, know what fuck you both and
                         this job! Its only ten dollars an
                         hour who gives a fuck about this
                         shit! That bitch right there needs
                         to get her fucking eye fixed, I
                         can't tell if she is winking at me
                         or having a fucking seizure.

                                   MALE SUPERVISOR
                         Sara, call the guards this one is
                         out of hand.

                                   LIJA
                         Out of hand? fuck this shit both of
                         you are spineless ass holes, you
                         didn't even give me a chance and
                         then you blew me off. I know you
                         didn't bargain for this outcome but
                         fuck this shit!!!

               Lija, then pulls out two loaded guns and points them at the
               supervisors, they both fall to the floor screaming as lija
               unloads her clip into both their bodies.

                                   LIJA
                         Now, this interview is over. Thanks
                         for your time.

                                                                   FADE OUT

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